Now that my son is chatting up a storm and starting to have conversations with me, I find most of what he says hilarious. I usually end up with these as my Facebook status, but I though I would compile some old and some new ones right here!
S: “Mommy’s makin dinner, dinner, dinner!” -repeat for 20 minutes
S: Mommy, time for the mail!
Me: There’s no mail today
S: Get shoes mommy, get the mail!
Me: What do you want for lunch?
Me: Yes, what kind of lunch?
Me: So do you want a sandwich?
S: No, want lunch!
Looking out the window:
S: Aww man, it’s wainin!
Me: Yeah, at least it’s not snowing!
S: No, snows are fun!
Me: Do you want to go to daddy’s house?
S: No. Him swim here!
Me: Swim? It’s freezing and we don’t have a pool!
S: Daddy swim in the bafftub like me!
It never ceases to amaze me what comes from this kid’s mouth! What funny Toddlerisms do you guys have to share?